This will be a Chipotle SO SOON (Taken with instagram)

This will be a Chipotle SO SOON (Taken with instagram)

Decisions

Today I decided:

  1. To not be a victim
  2. To keep doing my weird diet
  3. To press on, even though not being a complainer is going to take some getting used to
  4. To clear the fuck out of my to do list
  5. To be humble and not cynical

Basically, I’m winning. THE GOOD GUYS ARE WINNING. For now.

WATCH ALL THE DOWNTON ABBEY (Taken with instagram)

WATCH ALL THE DOWNTON ABBEY (Taken with instagram)

I take it back. Morrissey and his hand-picked band of pompadour-sporting toughs should have won.

When the two super wimpy English “it” bands emerged in 1997 or so, I hoped Travis would trounce Coldplay. In the intervening years, that not only has not been the case—but we’ve seen just how terrible Coldplay can be.

Coldplay had an idea where they would lift the most anthemic choruses from U2 songs and loop them indefinitely, while getting earnest people with Feelings to sing along; Travis, on the other had an idea where they would basically be Badly Drawn Boy. For some reason, I have so much less of a problem with the second than the first.

I mean, call me old fashioned but I like pop songs with verses and choruses. Coldplay songs don’t fucking go anywhere; they meander aimlessly through six loopings of a chorus, bookended by Edge-lite guitar piddling. Travis always seemed more English, like they had more in common with The Smiths and The Cure than they did with American pop music. Remember, the tiny eighteen year old in my brain who still guides my record purchases is running away from American pop, not towards it.

I thought about the song “Driftwood” this morning while I was getting ready for work, and even managed to croak a verse or two in the shower to help open my eyes a bit. I’ll take simple lyrics and great arrangements over the inverse any day.

So, Travis should have won. (Well, really James should have won.)

Do I have to get up? (Taken with instagram)

Do I have to get up? (Taken with instagram)

And then

I got a migraine. Uh huh. After drinking water and eating healthy all week.

Sort of thinking about just drinking myself out of this one. But, I could also go home and play music. That’s preferable. My guitar is freshly strung and I have new software to play with.

Sigh.

This is when I always think of moving to Portland or Chicago. My human interaction skills are awful.

Insert Elliott Smith song here.

One good thing

Is that I never need to check where my feet are. They are both almost permanently wedged in my mouth.